Drunk Maureen had ONE JOB, and she DID IT.

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PS omg I originally wrote MELODY, thank you to the people who reached out to inform me that I don't know my characters' names sometimes!!

God I can't wait to see how helpful she's gonna be.

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I completely forgot about these blissful two days where I just had to draw eyeballs floating in black ink!

Imagine how many pages I'd get done if I did a whole book that was just eyeballs in the dark.

Anyway.

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I honestly don't know where this party is at - Jamie's? Clarice's? - but then again, neither does Maureen at this point.

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It was a small bottle, but it was an ENTIRE BOTTLE, of Malibu.

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This is one of those comics that did what it needed to in the original black-and-white, but Laeluu's coloring really gave it a subtle glow-up in the chaser post. :)

Really glad she got some clarification on that comment.

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"Why, so we can all fuck each other?"

One of those moments where my brain goes "MAN, she said EXACTLY what I was thinking" and then I remember that I wrote this.

Of course, Jamie's "you never know" came from a different section of my mind and completely caught me off-guard.

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If you were to pick the person in the group who loves puns the most, I think you'd have already known it was Jamie.

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Sometimes, Hazel be the smart one.

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Giant ho-bags are welcome at all clinics, btw. ????

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This is one of those strips that make you know exactly what kind of kid Jamie was: the exciting, fantastical one.

Also, the one who tricked you into buying her frozen yogurt bars.

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I love that I wrote these so long ago, I even throw myself a curveball from time to time (for a moment I thought Jamie knew more about Zach's sexual history than Hazel did!).

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Hazel took a surprising amount of math classes and Zach knows that it turns her on when she gets an opportunity to use the otherwise useless terms she learned in high school.

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I doubt this needs to be clarified, but Clarice has no problem using technical sex organ terms; she just knows Hazel will change the topic if she uses the anatomically correct words.

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There's no way to explain to Hazel that knowing safe sex practices between lesbians does not make a person a lesbian.

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I don't know where Hazel comes up with this stuff but I suspect it has something to do with me making these comics at like 3 am every night.

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Hazel might be a professional word-user, but she might also be unqualified to have sex with multiple partners.

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Hazel didn't include her high school on the resume she submitted to the Daily Tribune, and Thea always wondered...

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It didn't occur to me until now that McPedro could be referring to HIS potential fetish, or Sprinkles's potential fetish.

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